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By thisismylifenow - 14/05/2016 16:23 - Denmark

Today I cleaned our whole house by myself, again, because a year ago I offered to do my husband's share that week because he was sick. I've been doing it solo pretty much every week since. FML

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Calibeauty_ 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:23

I do all the housework too and it's not even that bad, we are women and are programmed to do this, however it is nice when the husbands pitch it

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Calibeauty_ 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 6:23

I do all the housework too and it's not even that bad, we are women and are programmed to do this, however it is nice when the husbands pitch it

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