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By Church boy - 02/02/2016 02:05 - United States - Woodbridge
Today, I caught my 50-year old parents trying to pull a quickie for the fourth time since yesterday, when I finally managed to drag them to church with me, only to end up hearing the priest say a sermon encouraging couples to "spice things up" to "express their eternal love for each other." FML