Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find that the spare key I use to unlock... - FML

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By AtLeastIHaveWifi - 30/01/2016 00:38 - United States - Longmont

Today, I came home to find that the spare key I use to unlock my house was gone. After an hour, I realized the door was open and ecstatically yanked the screen door open. I pulled it so quickly that the main door was sucked closed. My brother doesn't get home for another 3 hours. FML

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