Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work to find my new roommate had hidden...

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By Lee - 20/04/2016 01:41 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home from work to find my new roommate had hidden the pots, pans, and baking trays in the 3rd room so I wouldn't use them. She never mentioned that she doesn't want to share cookware. I still cannot find the kitchen trashcan. FML

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