Intimacy: Today, I came home early from class. The lock to my room is broken... - FML

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By lonile13 - 21/04/2016 06:11 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I came home early from class. The lock to my room is broken so I have to force push my door only to see my parents having sex on my bed... FML

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