By expen_dable - 06/07/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML
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1. my roommates a girl 2. My old roommate and I both bought the bong and split the price but when she transferred colleges she let me keep it 3. my roommate does drink usually 5 nights a week and she is 19 so she isn't exactly law abiding either

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Jimboom 11

Ok. If he wants to play that game then go pour any bottle of booze he has in the house down the drain, crush any pack of smokes of his you see and give him the same line about booze and nicotine. That will either stop his hypocrisy or shut him the hell up.

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NightWatchmen87 0

I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

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CatieBabey 0

I think it's time to pour their next case of beer/bottle of liquor down the drain. and snap all their cigarettes in half because "alcohol kills your liver and cigs kill your lungs." You're just returning tyhe favor of looking out for their health, after all. lol, totally what I would do in this situation. for the record, I don't smoke anything at all, but I do drink. I'll admit drinking is probably worse than smoking weed, but I think cigarettes are worse than drinking and weed, because cigarettes are used on a daily basis and alcohol and weed are more often than not a recreational activity... although the people who do ANY of this every day (smoke cigs or weed, or drink) need to reevaluate their lives.

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slaveowner190461 0

i used to be 1 of those queers for saying weed is bad theres a reason y its illegal ha the people who put that i bet will try it and when they do theyll realize its not

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AloysiusWeasley 15

I would cut the roomie with one or more of the shards of glass, then take the money required to replace it. At least the second option, and then take some beer and smokes occasionally and just throw them away. Your roommate is such a douchebag. >.

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justanotherhuman 21

ugh, re-read this and it's just heartbreaking. FYL times 2 :-(

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Volcomliberation 1

YDI for living with someone who does that. YDI for having a $300 bong. YDI for smoking weed. :)

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3P0N1N3 0

Just because she's a hypocrite doesn't mean she's wrong.

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deaththekid_fml 0

at least cigs and booze will kill you faster

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666HailSatan666 0

Lol, this reminds me of a time when my friend destroyed my $400 switchblade which I merely use to open letters because he thought I will end up killing someone with it. Funny thing is that I have police clearance to possess it and he has been caught shop lifting twice. I hate it when people are stupid hypocrites.

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z3r0ram 0

get a real drug, pills are better and you don't need a bong. sounds like your roomate is a funny dutty who thinks they like to party tell her you want her to help you go to Narcotics Anonymous and take her to an AA meeting instead and tell her your very concerned about her drinking problem and that you have already called her parents and they will be there tomorrow

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mccamleye 0

Just take every pack of cigarettes of hers you find, and smash any bottles. Keep doing this until she moves out. Cigs are super expensive. You will have your revenge...

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