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By whateverugh12 - 25/02/2016 18:32 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I came back home from a 1 month trip. My mother picked me up from the airport and as soon as we reached home I rushed forward to hug my 2 year old Bichon whom I missed so dearly, and all it did when it saw me was trot towards my mother greeting her after her two-hour absence. FML

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