Today, I called in my parents to look at pictures from my recent...

By Ana - 25/04/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Today, I called in my parents to look at pictures from my recent trip on my laptop. It wasn’t until after they left that I realized I had left a tab open with the title “20 Things You’ll Understand if You’ve Ever Had Anal Sex.” FML

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FMZiggy 22

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:04

What would be even worse is if your mom started taking about her own experiences, and tried to give you some tips...

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 25 April 2017 21:07

Play it off, say you left it up to make them feel em-bare-assed!

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ThatOneGayBoyWhoLikes... 9

Thursday 27 April 2017 3:22

We have all been there and now we all know to clise the tabs on our computer

xoxoblondee 31

Thursday 27 April 2017 11:10

OP, where can I find that article? for a friend....

junjunbun 28

Thursday 27 April 2017 11:12

Was it buzzfeed?

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