Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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Nicole819 11
it might be time to call Cheaters .
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?
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Comments (194)
pimrol 16
you should use condoms.
phoenix1977 8
Why would a husband and wife have to use condoms Ideally disease shouldn't be an issue and if your avoiding children they make a pill for that
DanielleinDC 34
Not everyone can use hormonal contraceptives. Maybe some monogamous couples prefer condoms to other methods. OP, I hope you have a teenage or young adult kid using them and flushing them or the neighbor's septic system is somehow linked to yours.
tuffykat 8
i think the commenter meant he should use condoms cause wifey is stepping out!! duh condoms break down fast so any whole condoms floating is a spetic tank gotta be from usage in the last six months!! if they are condom pieces them maybe they are older from a previous owner...but not more then two years! real question is how long have they been living there!
Black_Knight80 13
No comment....
jaellin 18
And yet you hit the comment button??
Southdiver91 6
We need a follow up
icanthandlethis 4
Or they were there before the house was bought?
shawn978 9
Maybe its was the tenants of the house before him.
rockhead1270 5
Are you at work when the mailman cums?
Black_Knight80 13
Good one!
Headcrab 29
I first assumed a son or daughter... but the wife... wow. What a way to find out. FYL!
Witchylady 18
Hmm. Are you sure your wife is not getting a little extra on the side with the mailman????
Llama_Face89 34
And the septic tank had never been emptied?
Silly_Lilly6969 23
A sea of condoms... Must not make cheesy joke... Must control myself...