Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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Nicole819 11
it might be time to call Cheaters .
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?
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LumpLegacy 15
now if your old enough to use condoms you should be old enough to know how to dispose of them properly.
tstew97 4
Lucy you have some splainin to do
worldclassrager 41
Well I think you may have some divorce papers rising to the service as well...
Butwhymeagain 12
divorce is smelly
bbfyso 10
I already read this one word for word years ago. This happens al the time they read them on " VDM" and play the original card.
Sophie_fml 29
Actually, we translated it from our French website. That's what happens all the time.
bbfyso 10
Je l ai lu ici et sur VDM ... Il a longtemps MOTSa MOTS
Babbit 6
I feel sorry for the person who will have to now explain what they did with so many condoms. good luck solving this mystery OP. hope everything turns out fine.
ashtic 20
Did anyone think that maybe these could have been there for a while...?
yerawizardlizzy 27
Yes, several people have commented saying that.
vikky538 29
obviously some "group session" happened in your house when you guys are not around..
ladydemoon 8
Well sir I hope you have a teenager... Otherwise I would start looking for a divorce lawyer