Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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Nicole819 11
it might be time to call Cheaters .
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?
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amisenho 11
People still flush condoms? I'm not condoning any alleged cheating going on, but, if she *is* cheating, you'd think she'd at least be smart about it. Get the guy to take it with him after the dirty deed is done. Get an incinerator for the house, or something! I shouldn't be giving potential cheaters ideas...
buckdharma 38
Yeah, septic fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me. Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies. Yeah septic fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me. I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes!
luffynoandroid_fml 5
the compagny which name is Malesieux
DaisyDanger 7
Another possibility is that the hatch is super easy to open someone could have been having sex on the property and throwing the condoms in... My brother and his friends (when they were underage) used to throw beer and liquor bottles in ours to hide them from my Dad.
samiibabyy 8
maybe your neighbour is cheating on their spouse wand to get rid of evidence they are putting the condoms there...... yeah I got nothing... try to be positive him!!!
icepick23 12
Just set up a hidden camera, catch her & then blackmail her
Mortoli 30
Blackmail her for what? Lol he already married to the bitch. Besides who he gonna give it to? the Internet? Yeah that real smart my cheating wife for all to see lol. I guess the judge only person worth giving it to for divorce lol
Celestia1982 5
Wow #41...guess you played hooky on condom Day in sex Ed, huh? Condoms ABSOLUTELY help to prevent both STIs and unintentional pregnancy, and are incredibly effective when used correctly.
Celestia1982 5
And #66, you're wrong also. Condoms do absolutely help prevent the spread of herpes, syphilis, etc. the genitals are where the sores from these diseases usually show up, and the majority of the genital area is covered by the condom. Thus, little to no contact of infected skin. Learn your facts.
katties 27
You missed the point. 66 said that there are STD's/STI's that can be transmitted through the skin AROUND the genitals, which the condom DOESN'T cover
buttcramp 21
super gross! hopefully they can fix it without it being awkward.
Thunderlaxus 10
I think those guys are used to it. I've a friend who works in a business like that, and they just laugh it off. Tons of people that throw them in the toilet.
DarksideDoll 31
So it gives them a laugh, AND more work. I wouldn't be complaining!
metalhead88 9
I "smell" a hoe