Maxime
Paris, France
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
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Nicole819 11
it might be time to call Cheaters .
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Why are we assuming it's the wife? Couldn't it be their kids?
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sabine123_fml 5
Sounds like either a teen or you wife uses them
Soloman212 28
I like how the illustrated FML just clumsily tried to rid the subtlety of the FML. Although it's not the author that drew it so it doesn't prove anything. It's pretty horrible.
brandoneyez1 25
Do you have a kid at an age that might be sexually active? Let's not jump to conclusions. It could even be a neighbor. Be positive.
MandieL 27
I don't see why we can all assume the wife is cheating, we don't have all the information. Do they have grown kids who are sexually active, are they the once and only owners of this house? I have had my plumbing backed up with lady accessories that I know for a fact didn't belong to me. Mayhap it's the husband and he is trying to blame it on her? Don't pass judgement on the wife if we don't know all the facts.
amanda1019 12
This need more info lol like do they have teenagers or older kids...was it his wife?
Duggie1339 13
Yo #41 listen to the fml staff he's obviously a playa.
Shiiya 14
You dont...but does your Kidz?? :3 looks like some investigation is needed
Mast3r16 12
Buried
Mast3r16 12
Buried
biancagiacomina 4
You mean... You don't use condoms... Clearly your wife does. :/