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I thought they misspelled "turds", and if they couldn't tell there were turds on the towel, they deserved getting it all on their face...
have none of you heard of Urban Dictionary??
WTF is a turp
for real #159 .. i just finished telling you where to find the definition .. are you people really that dumb
138--- in America we don't use those words...we call a kitchen counter a countertop not a bench-that's something you sit on and we call "tea towels" wash clothes sooo DONT JUDGE!!!
I judge, because I'm completely familiar with every alternative word for every item that's been used on this thread. If someone used any variant of any of these in conversation, it wouldn't cause me a second's confusion. Being aware of the idiosyncrasies of your own language isn't that big a leap. Speaking of which, "wash *cloths" is what you call them, and it's not the same thing anyway. A tea towel in the US is a dish towel. A wash cloth is called a face flannel in British English.
Or a face washer in Aussie >.> :P
I have one, but thanks :)
ok i speak for all wen i say. ...wut o.o
what are turps?
Ugh brits have the stupidest slang words. Do you mean turpentine? Who the f shortens that?? FYL
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I'll post this up here, because everyone gets a chance to read it that way (and it also answers #1's question). 'Turps' is an Australian abbreviation for turpentine, either wood turpentine, or the mineral kind that is called 'white spirit' in other places. It's the stuff you use to clean paint brushes. Although it can be used as slang for alcohol, in this context, it can only mean turpentine. It's the word you'd use 99% of the time when referring to the product. There - now no-one has to ask again, and we can all get on with our lives. Oh, and OP - WTF?! How could you not smell that a mile off?
Here in the Southern USA we just call them dish rags and countertops.