Miscellaneous: Today I asked my older sister in law who that fatass was, she... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Dangooo - 28/12/2016 11:35

Today I asked my older sister in law who that fatass was, she told me awkwardly that was her brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 335

You deserved it 214

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Thursday 29 December 2016 1:36

So... pointing at complete strangers in a social gathering and saying "Eh, who's this fatass over here? I ain't seen his tub o' lard around here before." That's normal for you? Like something you do on a regular basis? You do realize that even if that wasn't her brother, you're still an assclown.

CBL88 25

Thursday 29 December 2016 13:54

Sister-in-law, not sister!

Comments

Dat_Class_Tho 26

Thursday 29 December 2016 1:36

So... pointing at complete strangers in a social gathering and saying "Eh, who's this fatass over here? I ain't seen his tub o' lard around here before." That's normal for you? Like something you do on a regular basis? You do realize that even if that wasn't her brother, you're still an assclown.

wheresmymary 22

Thursday 29 December 2016 9:33

If she's your sister wouldn't he be your brother?

CBL88 25

Thursday 29 December 2016 13:54

Sister-in-law, not sister!

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Job interview Work Miscellaneous Ironic Anxiety Awkward Friends Moving home Love Jealousy Health Insomnia Sleep Relatable Food Vegan Mysterious Break-ups Animals Cats Scary Public freakouts Music Transportation Trains Weird Cars Frustration Intimacy Sex

The Top

The Top

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 402

You deserved it 5 633

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 350

You deserved it 7 973

Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 626

You deserved it 143

Today, in France, a "Vaccine Pass" is needed to do most things. Some family members came to visit, but as they aren't vaccinated they usually just stay home. They told us that we're dangerous, because we carry "millions of viruses" from the vaccine, and it will be our fault if they get Covid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 090

You deserved it 228

Today, my mom threatened to hurt me if she finds out i’m not changing my pad in between every single class. My classes are all on opposite sides of the building and nowhere near any bathrooms. I don’t even bleed that much. FML

I agree, your life sucks 998

You deserved it 87

Today, I made an offhand comment to a close friend about having to keep a close eye on my toddler so he “doesn’t kill himself.” As the words escaped my lips, I realized that this was the same friend whose husband shot himself in the face five months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 393

You deserved it 241