Money: Today, I asked my mother to take a picture of me with my phone.... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/08/2018 20:30 - Brazil - Florian?polis

Today, I asked my mother to take a picture of me with my phone. She managed to drop the phone thrice within 5 minutes. Now the phone is busted and she refuses to pay for the repairs. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Saturday 4 August 2018 1:37

I'm proud of you for using thrice (: hmm I'm going to assume for argument that you paid for it and in that case you deserve a replacement from her. Sorry that when it comes to family it gets complicated. Best of luck

saberjpg 6

Saturday 4 August 2018 16:16

You asked your mom to hold your phone. She dropped it once, and you let her try again. She dropped it twice, and you let her try again. Then she dropped it a third time and now you are upset and want her to pay for it. You asked her to hold it, she didn't borrow it from you. You saw that she wasn't doing well with it, but you continued to let her handle it. This is on you.

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Tony Young 2

Monday 6 August 2018 3:47

Okay, that does suck. But the fact that you used the term thrice has made my day!

אביב סעדון 3

Monday 6 August 2018 20:21

ur mom is a BITCH.

אביב סעדון 3

Monday 6 August 2018 20:21

ur mom is a b!t*h

MitiMiki 16

Monday 6 August 2018 21:38

Welcome to "implied risk". If you take an egg to a restaurant, ask them to cook it, and they burn it... do they owe you a new egg?

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 7 August 2018 2:41

Sometimes a $50 case is worth it and family isn’t.

krazy88 8

Wednesday 8 August 2018 9:25

you should of been swallowed

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