Today, I asked my girlfriend if she liked her best friend, who...

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By anonyribose - 12/06/2019 16:53 - United States - Bellingham

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she liked her best friend, who was also a close friend of mine. She denied it, even after I said she could be honest. I would have been fine with it. A few days later I found out she cheated on me with him. FML

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