Pfff
France
Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
so much pain...
Collegeville, United States
Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML
ThatEndedWell
Staten Island, United States
MMA FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
thatCanadianGuy7
Canada
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Stiny
United States
They call him Mighty Force
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
getafucktoysomewhereelsedude
Toronto, Canada
It doesn't exist
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
sharpie2792
United States
Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML
Anonymous
United States
Low blow
Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
shenmas
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Anonymous
Give peace a chance
Today, I found out that my mom withdrew me from karate at the insistence of my my fucking stepdad, who's a wimpy sissy pacifist who is against violence. I was so close to getting my black belt. FML
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Easy_Target 0
Let me guess: You started it.
SeriousRetail91 0
# 8: agreed. No self respecting Judo kid would beat the shit out of someone in broad daylight over a girl.
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JewelVictoria 0
you know.. "legally" if someone is specially trained like that [black belt, army, etc].. it is mandatory that they must tell you that they are before fighting you.. whether they know or assume you know already, they must inform you of it immediately before kicking your ass hahaa.. some people are even so dangerous that they have to go log themself in tot eh government as a dangerous weapon.. seriously.. NOT kidding
sfcshadow 0
that's gonna be me one day on that list :)
piepieburger 0
I have a friend who's a black belt and he's a pansy. I'm not say that all black belts are like that, just my friend. he a total pussy.
Evan2297 0
That Judoka kids life is a joka. I thought they taught respect for others in those classes. Or is that Karate?
Archeros 0
They -should- teach that in all martial arts schools, but really? Most people think they're "too cool" for things like respect. Suckers. -black belt karate, by the way-
thorscope 0
um I take judo, muai tai kickboxing, and bjj and my instructors could care less about self respect. that's all karate and tai queer dou
hansbaby 0
major ass whoopen
iafkrofl 0
dont play fair grab whatever you have in reach chair tray book etc lol
alexicanaaa 7
Judoka. Haahahahahahahahahahaha.
fernclogger 5
If you were a wrestler that wouldn't have happened.. Well you at least woulda had a chance
SkoomaKi 28
Learn karate and beat his ass! Get the girl.
karipandaninja 7
I had to promise not to ever start a fight and wait 2 attacks and must block if I cant stop them to attack me then I can attack.Or dad wont teach me anymore because martial arts its the art to learn how to fight without fighting. This guy has no respect in himself and its a disgrace
squidbilly4life 0
I remember when I fought another guy for a girl...but then I turned 12