Kids: Today, I am working on potty training my son, I left the room...

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By Rebecca_917 - 21/01/2016 16:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I am working on potty training my son, I left the room to go to the bathroom myself and came back to him playing in his piss which was on my kitchen table! FML

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