Health: Today, I am 6 months pregnant. My hormones are so out of control...

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By ilytyvm - 28/04/2016 06:12 - United States - Johnstown

Today, I am 6 months pregnant. My hormones are so out of control that I started sobbing when my boyfriend asked me what I wanted for dinner and I didn't know. It's now 4 hours later and he's still laughing at me. FML

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