Miscellaneous: Today, I agreed to be my sister's servant for three months if... - FML

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By CyberPsycho - 04/08/2016 17:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I agreed to be my sister's servant for three months if she gave me her tickets to a sold-out Taylor Swift concert. She didn't tell me that the tickets were for a concert that took place last year. I still have to do whatever she says for ninety-one days. FML

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UltimateBob 11

Friday 5 August 2016 2:09

Why bother, she scammed you, just don't do it.

goream2013 6

Friday 5 August 2016 2:48

You actually don't have too.

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MidnaLink 33

Friday 5 August 2016 18:09

No. You don't. She promised those tickets under completely false pretenses. You're not doing **** all for her.

TenChubbyPandas 7

Friday 5 August 2016 20:43

**** that noise, she implied they were current. You don't have to do a damn thing.

Siehnados 17

Saturday 6 August 2016 19:34

Where's the YDI button when you need it...

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