Work: Today, I accompanied my elderly professor to a conference. On...

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By moosemay - 25/01/2016 20:23 - Germany - Dittelbrunn

Today, I accompanied my elderly professor to a conference. On the train ride there he tried to set me up with the stranger sitting next to me by repeatedly suggesting him to buy me a drink. FML

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