Miscellaneous: Today, I accidently left a full pack of gum in my jacket pocket....

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By pillowt4lk - 14/03/2016 22:41 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I accidently left a full pack of gum in my jacket pocket. Said jacket went into the laundry machine. Guess who spent the last three hours trying to get gum and its wrappers off my entire wardrobe. FML

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