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By MotherOfMonkeys - 17/05/2016 20:05 - Canada - Steinbach

Today, I accidentally slept in. My toddler had decided to finger paint with poop all over the walls and my daughter was already late for school. Company showed up 10 minutes later. FML

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Stigmamma 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 12:19

I feel your pain! My daughter once fingerpainted with half a container of margerine. Be prepared for everyone blame you for it though... I got lots of "where were you!!" from everybody. It was 6am. I was asleep.

musdesimd 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 3:51

Y wud u get company first thing in the morning at a time when kids goto school? How odd, or maybe its just me who finds it odd

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Stigmamma 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 12:19

I feel your pain! My daughter once fingerpainted with half a container of margerine. Be prepared for everyone blame you for it though... I got lots of "where were you!!" from everybody. It was 6am. I was asleep.

musdesimd 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 3:51

Y wud u get company first thing in the morning at a time when kids goto school? How odd, or maybe its just me who finds it odd

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