Love: Today, I accidentally followed my crush on Instagram. I unfollwed... - FML

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By Embarrassed - 03/05/2016 04:08 - United States - Holcomb

Today, I accidentally followed my crush on Instagram. I unfollwed as fast as I can but I guess I wasn't fast enough because now his account is private. FML

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arisanator9900 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:06

Aren't you supposed to follow people on Instagram?

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:17

This one needs a YDI button. If you are stalking that guy to the point where he feels the need to protect his privacy from you, then you should really just leave him alone and get on with your life. Clearly, he is not interested in any interaction with you.

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arisanator9900 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:06

Aren't you supposed to follow people on Instagram?

sturschaedel 27

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:17

This one needs a YDI button. If you are stalking that guy to the point where he feels the need to protect his privacy from you, then you should really just leave him alone and get on with your life. Clearly, he is not interested in any interaction with you.

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