Work: Today, for the third day in a row I'm to shy to poop at work.... - FML

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By number two - 19/08/2016 20:25 - Canada

Today, for the third day in a row I'm to shy to poop at work. I can't even sit down I'm awkwardly bloated and counting down to home time while my mind races of private bathrooms on the way home. FML

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Saturday 20 August 2016 20:41

This is one of those things in life you just have to grow up about. Its just work and the bathrooms are no different than home so grow a pair and just use the bathroom.

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A_Troll_Account 3

Saturday 20 August 2016 20:41

This is one of those things in life you just have to grow up about. Its just work and the bathrooms are no different than home so grow a pair and just use the bathroom.

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