Animals: Today, for the ninth day in a row, I was woken up quite early...

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By liebe123110 - 17/05/2016 04:27 - United States - Anchorage

Today, for the ninth day in a row, I was woken up quite early by the neighbor's obnoxious dog barking at nothing. Constantly. For two hours straight. FML

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farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 17 May 2016 17:10

Blast a recording of a dog barking back at their place until they get the hint;)

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farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 17 May 2016 17:10

Blast a recording of a dog barking back at their place until they get the hint;)

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