By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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f_ckkl_fe 0

BAHAHAHAHAHAH. damn it must suck to be you =/

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xkilroyx 0

lmaooo thats embarassing as hell imagine out of all the dicks that doctors prolyl seen urs was the smallest aha failllll

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umrao19 0

This is obviously a fake FML ... yur hurting :

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ditlihi 0

Oh that's BS. You should have stopped before the snort and laugh.

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MikeKaede 0

@21 Please, there's other things a guy could do to make a chick ******. http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=oral+sex

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ilovefmlife 0

30 year old virgin!

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MochaBlues 0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sorry, but... dayum. That really sucks. :'3

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Ladiesman420 0

Dudeee u really gotta get some action!!! It makes you feel so much better, and you can just work your way up from a lil **** to a really hot girl :P And BTW there plenty of pills for ur junk!

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wowfmlife 0

#191 Condoms are against Catholic religion

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wazza_fml 0

i'm so...so sorry

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