Today, everyone in the whole school won’t stop calling me an... - FML

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By Jessica - 02/02/2024 06:01 - United States

Today, everyone in the whole school won’t stop calling me an idiot for being in a remedial math class. I’m in AP English. FML

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Ubehage 32

Saturday 3 February 2024 14:26

"You think you are so clever, but at least I know what class I am in. You don't. Good on you for choosing to show your ignorance publicly like that." FYL

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Ubehage 32

Saturday 3 February 2024 14:26

"You think you are so clever, but at least I know what class I am in. You don't. Good on you for choosing to show your ignorance publicly like that." FYL

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