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By wellshitthen - 26/04/2016 20:00 - United States - Westborough
Today, during sex, my man took out my vibrator. He insisted that he carefully study every possible combination of functions it had for ten minutes, all while ignoring me. When I asked him what he was doing, he said "sizing up the competition". He was serious. FML.