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By Anon - 18/04/2016 20:16 - United States

Today, during gym, everybody exept for me was playing basket ball, because I have a fractored arm. My friends thought that it would be funny to "accidentally " peg a ball at me. I now have a broken arm and stiches on mr head.FML

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