By milliepede - 27/05/2016 16:03

Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 059
You deserved it 2 685

milliepede tells us more.

Hi guys! OP here, I know it's a bit late, but here's some more detail. The tattoo I got was an under boob piece, so it's highest point reaches mid cleavage, lowest point in about an inch above my belly button, and it is the width of my entire torso. I had a vest top on underneath my work blouse, and a heavier work blouse on than I would normally wear to combat any nip attacks during the day, I just wasn't expecting to be sat under an air conditioning unit for 9 hours! I'm not allowed to wear a hoody at work due to my office's employee dress code, and as I heal in a few days normally (this is my 10th tattoo) I didn't think I'd need to buy any nipple covers for one day of work! My colleague didn't mean any harm by it, and actually apologized once he read some of these comments! so thanks guys :)

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Key their cars with your nipples in revenge. Don't actually, but yea they're assholes.

nonsensical 26

Hopefully you didn't rip 2 holes in your shirt!

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I'm not sure why your comment got thumbs down considering you're right.

Even if it's true, a claim like that would never fly. "He's sexually harassing me by making it cold and staring at my nipples!" "It's hot in here. I was just cooling off." Not exactly an argument you could dispute, don't you think?

ncparry 18

This seems...highly unlikely.

next just were a hoddie with nothing underneath probably can't idk just an idea

This is why I keep a baggy overshirt in my cubby, just in case of freak nipple-poking. But this is seriously an unprofessional and douche move on the part of your coworker- can't you report him or something? I can't imagine management is happy about paying for extra AC to cover a sexually harassing prank.

If it's not on the breasts, what about a backless bra? Bring a nice large scarf to hide the show and keep warm with.

Pasties will at least help with the nipples, and depending on where the tattoo is, sticky bras aren't actually all that bad.