This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, despite using prescription creams and talking to more than one doctor, my legs will not stop itching. I can't get in to see the dermatologist until next month, and am currently lying in bed with both legs so raw I had to wrap them up in gauze and surgical tape. They still itch. FML.