Work: Today, at work I was cutting a watermelon and dropped the knife...

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By anonymous - 01/04/2016 10:16 - Australia - Wishart

Today, at work I was cutting a watermelon and dropped the knife and while jumping out of the way, slipped over, fell to the ground then the melon fell off the bench and smash between my legs, splattering everywhere. fml

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