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By Need a new job - 14/03/2016 19:27 - United States - San Marcos

Today at work a man comes to the counter and creepily says "People say the can see god in my eyes". I look into the mans eyes out of curiosity. I could see dozens of worms swimming through his eyes. Now he comes everyday so I could look at his "god like" eyes. FML

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