Love: Today, at my house, my boyfriend stuck his hand down my pants....

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By mortified - 05/02/2016 20:40 - United States

Today, at my house, my boyfriend stuck his hand down my pants. He kept boasting about how "wet" I was down there. He finally pulled his hand out of my pants. The horror on his face when his fingers were covered in blood is mortifying. FML

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