Today, as with every other day for the past 2 years, my husband... - FML

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By "millie14225" - 15/08/2019 16:46

Today, as with every other day for the past 2 years, my husband said "I will never leave your side" when I told him that both my therapist and I agree that need to live alone and the marriage is not working. He also couldn't understand why I didn't want to spend our anniversary celebrating. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 25 August 2019 10:55

Put your foot down, move out, and use the extra breathing space to decide if you want a divorce, or if you want to try to repair your marriage.

zoelog 10

Wednesday 21 August 2019 23:59

for gods sake. if he won't leave you then leave him. afterv2 years I wouldn't take you seriously either. ydi

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zoelog 10

Wednesday 21 August 2019 23:59

for gods sake. if he won't leave you then leave him. afterv2 years I wouldn't take you seriously either. ydi

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 25 August 2019 10:55

Put your foot down, move out, and use the extra breathing space to decide if you want a divorce, or if you want to try to repair your marriage.

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