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By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 16:19 - Saudi Arabia - Jeddah

Today, as me and my boyfriend were going at it, he accidentally analed me with a condom on and no lube. The condom popped inside of me and I shrieked in pain, holding my asshole. As my boyfriend finishes laughing he asks, "So, you dont want to continue?" FML

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MrsHumanFrog 19

Saturday 9 July 2016 5:35

tell him next time he laughs you're going to shove a dry ***** up his ass and see how funny it is.

Eldslibo 20

Saturday 9 July 2016 1:36

That hurts like hell! I hope you give him a hard time for laughing. Yeah, it was an accident, but it still hurts and laughing at someone's pain is not very nice. I've been there and to continue is not quite what's on my mind.

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Eldslibo 20

Saturday 9 July 2016 1:36

That hurts like hell! I hope you give him a hard time for laughing. Yeah, it was an accident, but it still hurts and laughing at someone's pain is not very nice. I've been there and to continue is not quite what's on my mind.

Unlucky1232 20

Saturday 9 July 2016 4:53

i don't think he understands the pain u had. hell 'I' don't know the pain u had. if he does well... you'd be amazed what refusing sex and **** does to a man

MrsHumanFrog 19

Saturday 9 July 2016 5:35

tell him next time he laughs you're going to shove a dry ***** up his ass and see how funny it is.

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