Work: Today, as I was getting off the bus with my tools and equipment...

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By snollygoster - 02/05/2016 06:55 - Australia - Sydney

Today, as I was getting off the bus with my tools and equipment for work, I tripped and fell, smashing my head against the concrete and knocking myself and a tooth out in the process.

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