Today, after years of reading FML, I finally had a story to share....

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 08:02

Today, after years of reading FML, I finally had a story to share. I excitedly moderated through the other FMLs, only to see mine and realize it's garbage. I voted "no" on my own FML and hope it doesn't get published. FML

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Today, I literally caught my husband with his prick in another woman’s mouth and he had the nerve, the actual nerve, to tell me, "It’s not what it looks like, babe", all while trying to stuff his lipstick-coated knob back in his pants. CRETIN. IDIOT. CHEATING SCUM. FML

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