Miscellaneous: Today, after work I returned to find not only had my boyfriend... - FML

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By Albee - 05/06/2016 02:34 - Canada - Moncton

Today, after work I returned to find not only had my boyfriend bought multiple life size storm troopers, but he also dressed them up and placed them around the house. Which would have been fine, if it didn't scare the hell out of me causing me to fly down a flight of stairs and crack 2 ribs. FML.

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BoneCollector 16

Sunday 5 June 2016 11:34

Oh holy hell! That's horrible! I hope the Doc's gave you some decent pain meds until your ribs are back to normal!

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