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By Sanosukeskitten - 01/03/2016 02:13 - United States - Holden
Today, after two years of no intimacy, my husband and I finally were able to have sex again. He decided to go down on me, and ended up swallowing one of my pubic hairs. He gagged for a good ten minutes. Instant mood killer. FML