Intimacy: Today after having sex, the guy I'm "seeing" showed me pictures... - FML

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By Srslyeffed - 08/07/2016 23:53

Today after having sex, the guy I'm "seeing" showed me pictures of him and his current boyfriend and told me how happy he was to be with him. FML.

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 9 July 2016 15:19

At least you found out, and can take that information and run with it. If you're feeling particularly petty, find this partner of his and let him know exactly what you two did in bed last night. Leave nothing out. And then block them both on all social media platforms, find some other gentleman that will bring you coffee on the weekends and out to dinner on a Wednesday night just because.

XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 11 July 2016 23:12

They could have an open relationship.

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 9 July 2016 15:19

At least you found out, and can take that information and run with it. If you're feeling particularly petty, find this partner of his and let him know exactly what you two did in bed last night. Leave nothing out. And then block them both on all social media platforms, find some other gentleman that will bring you coffee on the weekends and out to dinner on a Wednesday night just because.

XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 11 July 2016 23:12

They could have an open relationship.

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