Anonymous
France
Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
tsu3
Germany
Today, after spending about 5 years to go back to school, get my life together and get a real job, I now make about $100 less a month. I used to work as a dishwasher. FML
Anonymous
The DIY trap
Today, I tried to save money by fixing a leaky sink myself. Fifteen minutes and three tools later, I had flooded under-sink cabinets and a new appreciation for plumbers. My landlord arrived with a wrench and a look that said ‘you’ll learn.’ I learned to call professionals first. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
Anonynonynon
Kansas City, United States
Today, I'm working for a company that makes over a million dollars a year, yet leaves me with no choice but to pee in a cup because they won't pay to fix the only toilet in the building. FML
This_Is_Me1982
Canada
Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML
izziegrl
Naucalpan, Mexico
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Where's Mario when you need him?
Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML
jeauxann
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
lifestinks
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm pissed
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Top comments
austineddy13 0
For all the narrow minded people out there: plumbers do more than fix peoples toilets. Have you ever wondered how the water magically appears at your kitchen faucet? Or the sprinkler systems in buildings? Or even how the gas gets to your stove or fireplace? Fixing a toilet is just .05% of our trade. Smarten up people
poison29 0
what's wrong with being a plumber? YDI for being conceited and looking down on others
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amysung 1
I have heard of women divorcing their husbands based on inability to accept basic social settings where it goes "what does ur husband do?" " he is a plumber." " oh well excuse me I got to say hello to so and so"
123whyme 0
LOL #32 I wasn't aware dogs could design buildings.
ninidunut 0
actually it takes a lot of hard work to become a plumber you have to go to college for 3-5 years like my mum did
dtao114 0
At least u can afforad a plimber
Ballplayer3313 3
Plumber can make over 150$ and hour in your defense
qazaq 1
Hold being a plumber is a tough job, just cause it doesn't require a big degree doesn't mean it's not tough
lag96 7
I wish I could thumb that down more than once.
austineddy13 0
For all the narrow minded people out there: plumbers do more than fix peoples toilets. Have you ever wondered how the water magically appears at your kitchen faucet? Or the sprinkler systems in buildings? Or even how the gas gets to your stove or fireplace? Fixing a toilet is just .05% of our trade. Smarten up people
bagleface 6
To be a plumber u have still have to go to school for like 3 years and after that u have to be an apprentice
rjswagu 1
Does your name happen to be Ted ? And do you have friends named Lily, marshall, Barney, and robin ?