Today, after getting home from work, I misplaced my truck key.... - FML

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By "inthesticks" - 26/09/2019 01:33

Today, after getting home from work, I misplaced my truck key. There is no spare and I have to go pick up my kid from work. FML

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ZealousR47 4

Wednesday 9 October 2019 5:21

did you forget the kid at work 😂

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ZealousR47 4

Wednesday 9 October 2019 5:21

did you forget the kid at work 😂

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