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By Unpleasant surprise - 16/01/2017 17:24

Today, after flirting like crazy, I finally got the chance to hook up with this incredibly hot, incredibly ripped guy at my gym. Things were hot and heavy until we got naked and we're about to seal the deal. Guess the rumors about steroids and penis size are true. FML

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brewmasterg 34

Sunday 22 January 2017 11:54

Well that's not very nice. You'd be okay with him using steroids if his penis was bigger? What if he's worked really hard to get fit because he has low self esteem BECAUSE of his small penis? This comes off as extremely judgmental and superficial and I really have a difficult time feeling sorry for you at all.

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andersaonsliva 9

Sunday 22 January 2017 5:59

Use his muscle

brewmasterg 34

Sunday 22 January 2017 11:54

Well that's not very nice. You'd be okay with him using steroids if his penis was bigger? What if he's worked really hard to get fit because he has low self esteem BECAUSE of his small penis? This comes off as extremely judgmental and superficial and I really have a difficult time feeling sorry for you at all.

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