Work: Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with...

By seriously? - 07/09/2011 17:37 - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, and sitting in an hour and a half of traffic, I remembered I had the day off work. FML

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LittlexSparrow 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:29

Did it say the bird died? Lol

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rohanp 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:04

Seems to me that apart from a day off, you also have an off-day!

Hayman68 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:04

i feel sorry for you

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_Krijs 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:03

YDI for being so disorganised...

renzo254 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:18

Aye it dosent hurt to do over time

ShaundraLikeWhoa 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 10:47

Are you kidding me. That sucks. Just one of those days :(

shamsa 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 11:32

should be an off day for bird

MD_DILF 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 11:45

The Jets suck and so does your coach!

KnucklesDeep 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 13:31

You are a special kind of idiot. The kind that deserve no mercy and should be put out of their misery for their own good.

awh_crap 17

Thursday 8 September 2011 17:57

Seems like God was trying to tell you something...

summerboys 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:02

well, someone had forgotten to check his schedule.

lionlvr 9

Friday 9 September 2011 1:27

Did the bird die? Poor bird..

allknowingbrony 5

Friday 9 September 2011 2:03

YDI....Moron...

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