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By Pantsed - 10/05/2016 12:47 - China - Shanghai

Today, after delaying it for several years I finally decided to get an annual check up. Here in China they do it in stations. For the lady parts check up the doctor didn't even bother to wait until I got my underwear and pants back up before letting the next girl in. FML.

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