Love: Today, after being married less than a year to the love of my...

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By nousernameavail - 05/04/2016 19:49 - United States - Cape May

Today, after being married less than a year to the love of my life, he decided to tell me he's been unhappy for a while and doesn't know if he's ever actually been in love with me. FML

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