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By PeppermintPenny - 19/02/2016 14:24 - Germany - Munich

Today, after a guy had invited me on a coffee date to catch up, I texted him back, that I wasn't interested in him romantically and didn't think coffee was a good idea. He then told me I had gotten something wrong; he is getting married in June. FML

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