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By supposedtobethere - 01/05/2016 22:27 - United States

Today, after 15 grueling hours waiting at the hospital for my sister to give birth, I decided to run home for a few minutes to get overnight clothes. Five minutes from the hospital, I got a call that she had her baby and that I was the only one who missed it. FML

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arisanator9900 20

Monday 2 May 2016 16:34

I know why you would want to be there for her but you supported her for those 15 hours so there is nothing wrong with that

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arisanator9900 20

Monday 2 May 2016 16:34

I know why you would want to be there for her but you supported her for those 15 hours so there is nothing wrong with that

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